Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson

Tom Cruise
and Mel Gibson have never appeared together in a movie for the same reasons LeBron James and Dwyane Wade won't play on the same basketball team: No one can afford their combined salaries, and their agents could never agree on star billing.

At least, that was the case before the two movie stars fell from grace. With oodles of bad press and the related failures of their most recent movies (Gibson's 'Edge of Darkness' and Cruise's 'Knight and Day'), maybe someone should cast them in the same picture. I think now they might fit under a producer's salary cap.