It was only a matter of time before men's fascination with "bromances" led to something much darker and more unseemly. Thanks to filmmakers Matt Villines and Osmany Rodriguez the dark side of platonic man-love has been exposed. That's right, these two intrepid filmmakers have shined a light on a terrifying new phenomenon sweeping the nation: "brostitution."
Brostitution is exactly what you think it is -- if you think it's paying a man to hang out, drink beer and play videogames in a completely non-sexual way. Villines and Rodriguez have gone deep into this unsavory underworld and spent time with countless brostitutes who share what their life is really like -- the keg parties, the taco nights, the marathon Madden sessions with men who want someone to listen while they complain about their girlfriends. It's exposed in this amusing clip.
Tim Roth turns up as a pimp who isn't afraid to keep his bros in line. Two of his charges regale us with a multitude of injuries they've suffered while working the streets -- everything from a dislocated shoulder caused by too much "high-fiving" to a busted nose in a keg stand gone horribly wrong. Yet, before you judge these men of the evening, take a moment to listen to their hopes and dreams. They're struggling to make it the only way they know how -- who are we to judge?
Check out the Brostitutes clip after the jump courtesy of FunnyorDie.com then cast your vote in the comments section below.