When you bring together some of the biggest action stars from the 80s in a flick like The Expendables, you're guaranteed of one thing: body counts that make Jason Voorhees look like a slacker. If you need further convincing, check out this absolutely awesome poster for the film -- it gives you a title by title breakdown of kills for each cast member.
Coming in last, it's a tie between Terry Crews and Randy Couture -- each has a paltry two kills. Each has only done one previous action film -- and let's face it, Crews can't kill people on Everybody Hates Chris. Steve Austin fares slightly better with 14 movie kills in two films. I'm curious about Mickey Rourke's tally of 31 -- only because Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man isn't on there and I can't recall if he killed anyone in that movie or not. Jason Statham, who shows up with 141 movie kills, and Bruce Willis with 200 are next. Jet Li turns in a very respectable 231.
This means the final showdown (because someone left Schwarzenegger off the poster for some reason ... ) comes down to Dolph Lundgren and Sylvester Stallone. That's right -- Ivan Drago vs. Rocky Balboa. The Punisher vs. Rambo. Surely Stallone wins this no problem, right? I won't spoil the winner for you here, but I will tell you that the combined body count for all of the principals in The Expendables is 1593. That's a whole lot of dead people.
Hit the jump to check out the poster (click it) and find out who the baddest man on the entire Expendables roster really is.