Hey everyone! Guess what? Joe Dante's werewolf classic The Howling is not on Blu-ray!
But fret not, horror fans. The folks with the deep pockets know exactly what you want. They know how to make it up to you. They know what will ease your furrowed brow.
Yep, you guessed it. The Howling III: The Marsupials, The Howling V: The Rebirth and The Howling VI: The Freaks are hitting Blu-ray on October 16 in a box set titled "The Howling Trilogy."
Let me repeat that: the "trilogy" of the forgotten third, fifth and sixth entries in a series that lost its luster by part two are bound for your Blu-ray player, ready to grace your television in miraculous 1080p. Ah, the kind of news that makes you believe in a loving God!