Oh, those raucous Satanists. Always demanding things like forced pregnancies to summon demon babies, and all that jazz. Now they want equality too? What's this world coming to? Don't they have a rep to keep?

I totally jest, but there is a group of Oklahoma Satanists who are enforcing their constitutional rights -- the freedom of assembly. They want a civic center in Oklahoma City -- home to local ballets, musicals, and weddings -- to be the venue for a "staged exorcism" the group is planning for October 21. The next sound you hear will be everyone in Oklahoma City peeing their pants.
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