Welcome to another episode of I Would Have Saved/Killed. It goes like this: one of our writers will pick a character, big or small, from a movie and explain how they, for whatever reason, would have altered the fate of that character.

Don't worry, we will never spoil anything pre-jump, though obviously everything after the break is operating under the assumption you've seen the film at hand, so be warned. And a big tip of our hat to Arbogast on Film for inspiring us with his post The One You Might Have Saved.

Have you ever seen Halloween: Resurrection? It's pretty much what you would expect from the eighth installment of a slasher franchise. It's not good. It's antithesis of good. Linguists, even after years of research, have been unable to find an appropriate adjective for this film. Science may have to generate new words just to apply to this garbage.

Read on to find out who kicks the bucket or dodges the bullet in this Michael Myers crapfest...
categories Features, Horror