I'm probably the last person you should turn to for a thoughtful and heartfelt discussion about the highs and lows of marriage, being the footloose and fancy free type. But while I may not know much about marriage in the real world, I do know about 'movie marriage', and I've come to the sad conclusion that most movie marriages -- for the lack of a better word -- suck. This epiphany came to me when I was watching the Tina Fey and Steve Carell comedy, Date Night, and I noticed that every time the movie would start to find its rhythm, the fun would grind to a halt as our two lead characters would have a heart-to-heart about their marital troubles (talk about a buzz kill).

I know what you're going to say: "But there has to be conflict!" Sure, but in the case of Date Night we already had a big fat conflict -- our lovable duo have been mistaken for a criminal couple and were plopped into the middle of a mob shakedown. Watching masters of wacky like Carell and Fey slow their roll for cliched exposition about how hard it is to keep the love alive was a disappointment to say the least, and I had to ask myself: Whatever happened to the 'Madcap Marrieds'?

If you go back to the Golden Age of Hollywood, fun and sexy married types were a staple of the screwball comedy genre. Audiences saw couples like Nick and Nora Charles from The Thin Man series happily in love, but there was still plenty of adventure and witty banter to keep audiences entertained. Never once did we have to sit and watch Nora sit Nick down to talk about her feelings -- they were just too busy having fun and getting drunk.
categories Features, Cinematical