Who would have guessed Paul Bettany of all actors would become the go-to guy for religious-themed action horror movies? When he's not exploring the romantic life of Charles Darwin, menacing Tom Hanks across Europe or voicing Tony Stark's computer butler, Bettany tends to find himself gunning down the forces of Hell, often while diving through the air in slow motion and never, ever, ever cracking anything resembling a smile. Earlier this year, he played an ass-kicking warrior angel in forgettable but oh-so-silly Legion. Now, you can watch him dropkick some nasty 'ol vampires in the trailer for his latest film, where he plays an ass-kicking warrior priest in the appropriately titled Priest.
That trailer is not embeddable, so go ahead and give it quick click and a watch. Go on. I'm waiting. I've got all day. Ready? Okay.