Here are some of the best quotes from 'Easy A':
Brandon (Dan Byrd): "Do you wanna go out with me?"
Olive: "Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay."
Brandon: "You said I should pretend to be straight."
Olive: "I didn't mean with me!"
Brandon: "I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling."
Olive: "The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated."
Rhiannon: "George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax."
Olive: "We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten...ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction and refused to go."
Marianne (Amanda Bynes): "You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets."
Mrs. Griffith: "He's not the sharpest Christian in the bible."
Nina: "Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp."
Olive: "Perhaps you should get a wardrobe you abominable twat."
Brandon: "So, what's with your new look? It's very whore couture."
Principle Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): "This is public school, if I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe...I get a bonus."
Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): "I'm the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes."
Rhiannon: "You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit."
Olive: "Yes...I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants."
Olive: "Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"
Marianne: "Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. But it's so hard, it's so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again."
Olive: "Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life."
Olive: "If he's so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school?"
Marianne: "Because, Olive, it's His choice!"
Olive: "Oh, really? His choice? He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time 'cause he can't pass a single test?"
Marianne: "No, silly,"
Marianne: "His. His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers."
Olive: [laughs] "I'm sorry, but, I mean, really? You gotta be sh*tt*n' me, sister."
Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church): "I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought...but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?"
Dill (Stanley Tucci): "The family member of the week gets to pick the movie."
Olive: "You get family member of the week every week."
Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): "And there's a reason for that."
Olive: "Yeah, you pick family member of the week!"
Rosemary: "Are you accusing me of nepotism?"
Olive: "I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Actually make it Office Max – I have my eye on a label maker. We did not have sex. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced...including cake."
Olive: "That's the one thing that trumps religion...capitalism."