Let's face it; part of the fun of movies is getting to experience things that would be forbidden or just impossible in reality. While many women my age might be wishing they could make out with the actor of their dreams, have superpowers like their favorite hero or may just have Carrie Bradshaw's wardrobe, I've got something else in mind; I want to demolish a trading post during a zombie apocalypse like Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) in 'Zombieland.'
After settling their differences and agreeing not to steal each other's cars or guns, the foursome agrees to ride together across the near-barren country until they reach Pacific Playland, an amusement park that's supposedly zombie-free. The trip is quite lengthy, so of course, a bathroom break and some time to stretch is needed. That's when they arrive at an Indian trading post, a store packed with odd trinkets, hats, clay pots, drums and just about every breakable item you can imagine.
When Tallahassee catches Columbus applying some perfume, it's quite obvious who he's hoping that aroma will attract, Wichita. Tallahassee takes a jab at Columbus for diminishing his chances considering now he smells like a woman and Columbus retaliates by giving Tallahassee a spritz of his own. Tallahassee fights back with his fist, but misses Columbus and winds up knocking over statue instead. And that's when the fun begins.