In life, we face tribulations on a daily basis. The colloquial wisdom would have you believe that which does not kill us only makes us stronger. But how often is that expression tested? When push comes to shove, and your mettle is truly tested, do you ever feel strengthened by having survived the ordeal, or are the residual scars enough to dampen your quality of life?

Last week, Jackass 3D opened in theaters nationwide offering us more of the beloved crassness we've come to expect from fuzzy little freakshows Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Bam Margera, and Steve-O. While this writer found the film to be a mostly harmless -- if painfully juvenile -- pastime, the film's questionable content was apparently too much for one audience member to bear. Cinematical recently received this letter, apparently written from inside the theater while the film was still playing.

Here now, is the survivor's harrowing tale...
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