Did you know that Bernie, of 'Weekend at Bernie's,' not only has a new hip-hop song inspired by him, but a dance as well? To say this is an unexpected find would be a monumental understatement. It needs to be seen to be believed, so no one will blame you one bit if you dive blindly below the break for a (hilarious) video explanation of why everything you ever thought about dance is wrong.

No, dancing like a reanimated corpse is not viral marketing for Frank Darabont's upcoming 'Walking Dead' series. This is an actual dance move that one performs, naturally, when listening to "Movin Like Berney" by the Platinum Records group I.S.A. It's pretty simple to do, actually:

Step 1: Watch 'Weekend at Bernies.'
Step 2: Watch how Bernie moves without the proper muscular function to straighten out his spine.
Step 3: Move like Bernie.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit Pay a chiropractor for treatment; Alive people shouldn't dance like dead people.