America -- nay, the world -- has sorely been missing something ever since Chuck Norris became a post-ironic punchline. What is that, you ask? Why, a white martial arts superstar/international sensation, of course!

Luckily, one actor has recognized this void and decided to step in to fill it with a not-so-major motion picture. That man's name is Dax Shepard, and his independently financed movie is 'Brother's Justice.'