By now it should be clear to any movie geek who pays attention to such things ... Uwe Boll is not going to improve as a filmmaker. The hilariously prolific filmmaker seems to believe that making LOTS of movies is the same thing as making lots of GOOD movies, which is why his newest efforts (and I do mean efforts) just pop up out of nowhere with little in the way of warning, sense, or appeal.

This explains how we (via Movieline) have two new Boll trailers to offer you today. We know you didn't ask for them, but Dr. Boll makes for an irresistible treat to schlock lovers like myself, and it's nice to know that the old-fashioned "churn 'em out" style of exploitation filmmaking is not completely gone from the world. Boll is shooting to become a less-talented Roger Corman at this point.