A recipe for alcoholic Butterbeer. A How-To for throwing your very own, prop-equipped 'Elf' Quote-A-Long. Seasonal beer picks. Recommendations for obscure Christmas movies, including one whose watching experience is, "like snorting a seven-foot line of ground-up human bones while driving an airplane on the freeway." What do all of these things have in common? None other than the Alamo Drafthouse, defenders of a clean, quiet and unique movie theater experience and the founders of both Fantastic Fest and Badass Digest.

Cinematical has teamed up with the best movie theater company in the country to bring you the 2010 Alamo Drafthouse Holiday Guide, a six-part series written by several of the key members of the Drafthouse brand that will help you celebrate this festive season Alamo-style.

Oh, and in case you're wondering about the picture up top, that's the core Alamo Drafthouse gang posing for their 'Rare Exports'-themed holiday card.