We may not be seeing that "dark" Pee-Wee Herman movie anytime soon, but thankfully we have the warped minds over at 'Saturday Night Live' to give us a fine taste of what a "dark" Pee-Wee Herman movie would even look like. And it's our kind of dark, too -- like completely trashed and hitting people over the head with chairs sorta dark.
What would you do if you wound up sitting next to Pee-Wee Herman at a bar? Well, we quickly learn what Andy Samberg would do: Buy the guy lots and lots of shots. Soon, both Samberg and Herman are trashed -- dancing on top of the bar, revisiting some classic Pee-Wee Herman dance movies -- all before running into CNN anchor Anderson Cooper on the street ... and, well, watch the short to see what happens next.
Definitely one of their better Digital Shorts in awhile, and further proof that we so need to see more Pee-Wee Herman up on the big screen as soon as possible. Check it out after the jump.