Let's face it, who cares what 'Cowboys & Aliens' is called, we all know that James Bond + Indiana Jones + the chick from 'TRON' = geek nirvana, right?

Bringing you truth-in-advertising is the 2011 edition of "If Summer Movie Posters Told the Truth." Now 'Super 8' is 'E.T. With Lens Flare,' (from "Brown-noser J.J. Abrams with a token credit for Steven Spielberg."), and 'The Beaver' is now 'Woman Beater Seeks Redemption Via Puppet Comedy."

Read on for hilarious takes on 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' (now Keira Knightley–free), 'X-Men: First Class,' and more summer flicks.