Superheroes. Who needs 'em?

Who do these Boy Scouts think they are with their A-list looks and eight-pack abs? Folks, if you're saving the world on a daily basis and doing it in a leotard, you're overcompensating for something. So let's put all the Hal Jordans, Bruce Waynes and Steve Rogerses on the back burner for a minute and take this time to celebrate the opposite end of the spectrum. Because where would we be without the ones who really keep things interesting, the ones who make these do-gooders look like Adonises, the ones who are so flat-out vile that their cradles were cages? That's right, pretty boys, you've have your moment in the sun -- this one's going out to the villains and all their barf-worthy bad looks.

Hit the jump to see the rest of this hideous lot.
Dick Tracy Movie Poster
Dick Tracy
In Theaters on June 5, 1990

Hard-boiled detective Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) is searching for evidence that proves Alphonse "Big... Read More

Blade Movie Poster
Based on 23 critics

A half-mortal, half-immortal is out to avenge his mother's death and rid the world of vampires. The modern-day... Read More

Men in Black Movie Poster
Men in Black
Based on 22 critics

They are the best-kept secret in the universe. Working for a highly funded yet unofficial government... Read More

Spawn Movie Poster
Based on 17 critics

Covert government assassin Al Simmons (Michael Jai White) is killed after being double-crossed by his... Read More

Hellboy Movie Poster
Based on 37 critics

At the end of World War II, the Nazis attempt to open a portal to a paranormal dimension in order to... Read More

Batman Returns Movie Poster
Batman Returns
Based on 23 critics

The monstrous Penguin (Danny DeVito), who lives in the sewers beneath Gotham, joins up with wicked shock-headed... Read More

Sin City Movie Poster
Sin City
Based on 40 critics

In this quartet of neo-noir tales, a mysterious salesman (Josh Hartnett) narrates a tragic story of co-dependency,... Read More

Superman Returns Movie Poster
Superman Returns
Based on 40 critics

While Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) plots to destroy him once and for all, the Man of Steel (Brandon Routh)... Read More

Captain America: The First Avenger Movie Poster
Captain America: The First Avenger
Based on 43 critics

It is 1941 and the world is in the throes of war. Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) wants to do his part and... Read More

Green Lantern Movie Poster
Green Lantern
Based on 39 critics

Sworn to preserve intergalactic order, the Green Lantern Corps has existed for centuries. Its newest... Read More