Movie theaters: you used to love them. But slowly your enjoyment was eclipsed by irritation -- at the chatty patron to your left, or maybe it was the blinding glare from the gentleman texting three rows ahead. Perhaps you have given up. Perhaps you've resigned yourself to waiting for the latest blockbuster to appear in your cable provider's on-demand menu. Perhaps you won't watch anything anymore unless it's available for free from Netflix.
But wait -- there is hope. Over at IFC, Matt Singer wants to help you take back movie theaters from the "a-holes." In fact, he's gone as far as to create a Movie Theater Etiquette Manifesto that includes such worthwhile declarations as: