Goodness gracious, did you hear the big news? (Due to liability reasons, I must insist that you sit down for this news. Also, I recommend that you have a paper bag at the ready just in case you start hyperventilating and need to start inhaling your own carbon dioxide in order to subdue yourself. Also, a Quaalude wouldn't be the worst idea -- but, again, for liability reasons, I can't at all suggest that you actually ingest a Quaalude.) OK, I'm just going to come out and say this; no beating around the bush... your mother and I are getting a divorce (oops, sorry, wrong painful flashback) J.J. Abrams' sequel to his 2009 blockbuster 'Star Trek' will not be titled 'Star Trek 2.' Shocking! This is BIG NEWS! But, as long as I have you here -- and since your body is starting to go into shock anyway -- here are 20 more things the first sequel to 'Star Trek' will not be called.
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