Forget P.T. Barnum. The best shameless self-promoter of the last century might be Ricky Gervais. The controversy magnet spoke with Access Hollywood on Wednesday night, and not only reiterated his desire to host the Golden Globes for a third time, but also the Academy Awards. (In case you didn't hear, the Oscars are looking for a new host.) "Right, I'll do it. I'll do that as well. I'll be in town for the Globes," he joked to Access Hollywood when asked about Eddie Murphy's recent departure from the position. "Two for one offer [with the Globes and Oscars]. I can knock off 20 percent. Two for one deal. I'll just stay up there." LOLz. Watch Gervais ahead.