On Monday night, Christopher Nolan was in New York City to present the prologue to a new Batman film that you're probably looking forward to called 'The Dark Knight Rises.' Safe assumptions! Also, it wasn't a lot of footage, but, hey: footage! So, yes, I dragged myself across town to watch what for all intents and purposes was five percent of a movie, just for you (OK, and me). Sadly, Nolan made but a few comments before he introduced the footage, but wasn't taking questions. So, based on a minuscule amount of footage and a very short introduction by its director, here are the nine things we learned while watching the prologue for 'The Dark Knight Rises.'