James Franco
can officially add "movie critic" to his multi-hyphenate job description of "Actor-director-author-painter-performance artist-musician," and he couldn't have picked a better movie to ply his new trade on: 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1.' In his newest article for The Paris Review, the probably-one-time-Oscar-host compares and contrasts the blockbuster vampire soap opera with George Clooney's Oscar-hopeful 'The Descendants.' Franco makes some interesting points regarding both films' use of sex and the way they seem to "devalue motherhood"; it's worth a read if you have the time -- but if you're all interested in right now is Franco's excessively Franco-esque reaction to Taylor Lautner's abs, we've made it easy for you.

After the jump read our favorite lines from James Franco's 'Twilight' review.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Movie Poster
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
PG-132011
Based on 36 critics

At last, Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) are getting married. When Jacob (Taylor... Read More

The Descendants Movie Poster
The Descendants
R2011
Based on 43 critics

Native islander Matt King (George Clooney) lives with his family in Hawaii. Their world shatters when... Read More