What an irreverent and crazy night -- and that was just at Moviefone HQ! (SFX: Rimshot.) The 69th annual Golden Globes provided plenty of laughs, cringes and all-around headscratchers. (Dustin Hoffman, what is up with you?) From the tender to the cavalier, here are the most memorable quotes of the evening, including Madonna's Ricky Gervais-slam, which you can watch below!