With the release of "The Last Stand,"Arnold Schwarzenegger is officially back in the action movie game. Hear that, Jesse Eisenberg, it's not safe for you to make movies anymore... the jocks are in charge again!

To celebrate this, we've plucked a couple dozen of the ripest, juiciest quotes from over the Austrian Oak's decades-long career that spans the worlds of bodybuilding, entertainment, politics, and being very, very blunt. It's about 599-pages shorter than reading his autobiography, so consider this a beautiful, poetic gift.

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