The latest retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" opens this week with "Warm Bodies," an adaptation of Isaac Marion's novel of the same name about a zombie boy who falls in love with a human girl. Star-crossed lovers are one thing, but affairs between monsters and mortals are even less likely to work out than paramours from different houses.

You can see from the following group of creatures crushing on human characters that unless the beast becomes a beauty in the end (or the beauty becomes a beast), he probably won't get the girl. In fact, he'll probably end up dead.

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