Channing Tatum wants to Channing all over your Tatum, or at least that's what he, Jaimie Foxx, Olivia Munn, Gabourey Sidibe, Miley Cyrus, and Jimmy Kimmel sing -- over and over -- in this delightfully cheesy music video for "(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum," a song Tatum and Foxx debuted earlier this year during the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Oscars special.
Between shots of phallic items exploding, "White House Down" co-stars Tatum and Foxx get faux-serious about the song's message, at one point berating Kimmel for suggesting that he wants to Channing all over his mom's Tatum.
The prize for best celeb cameo goes not to Munn, who dances solo in front of a wind machine, not to Sidibe, who lies on a cardboard cutout of the Sexiest Man Alive, and not to Cyrus, who finds herself trapped under a vending machine, but to Matt Damon, Kimmel's "nemesis," who flips the camera the bird at the end of the video.
Watch on, but be warned that you may have the title lyric seared into your brain for the rest of the day.
"White House Down" storms into theaters June 28.