Open Road Films

He slices, dices, crashes, and kills. But one thing assassin Machete doesn't do?

"Machete don't tweet," Danny Trejo growls in a brand-new trailer for "Machete Kills," the sequel to Robert Rodriguez's bloody 2010 exploitation film. The follow-up looks to have as much cheesy camp and ludicrous fun as the first movie.

The trailer opens with three women in bed, handing over a ringing phone to the President of the United States -- played by Charlie Sheen (credited as Carlos Estevez), of course. There's a revolutionary madman in Mexico with a missile aimed at Washington -- played by Mel Gibson, of course.

"Machete, go kick some ass!" Sheen commands.

Along the way, the dour killer runs into Sofia Vergara, wearing boob guns; Michelle Rodriguez, who smells fish tacos; Amber Heard; and Lady Gaga.

"Machete Kills" opens October 11.
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