Ah, yes, Reddit. The place where Internet conspiracies come to life!
One Reddit user, whose handle is jonsnowwontgetlaid (you know nothing, Jon Snow!), has posited that a "Star Wars: Episode 7" teaser will drop next week. As the Redditor points out, filming hasn't actually started yet – casting hasn't even been officially announced – but there's been some curious activity on the official "Star Wars" YouTube channel.
Specifically, Lucasfilm has been uploading teaser trailers from "Return of the Jedi," "The Empire Strikes Back," and "A New Hope" every week. This has led some to believe that a little tidbit for "Episode 7" will arrive on October 30, which also happens to be the one-year anniversary of Disney's acquisition of Lucasfilm and the subsequent announcement of "Star Wars: Episode 7" and its 2015 release date.
In the meantime, "Star Wars" fans will continue to study the entrails of small animals and birds in an attempt to divine who will be cast in "Episode 7," who will return, and whether or not the filmmakers will present another affront to humanity along the lines of Jar Jar Binks.
[via Yahoo Movies UK]