Who'd have thunk that Nick Jonas and "erotic thriller" would ever be two phrases we'd hear outside of slash fiction? "Careful What You Wish For" is the name of this aforementioned erotic thriller, and also an admonishment to anyone who's wished to see this former Disney star shirtless and buff as heck because, as Lorelai Gilmore would say, "Dirty!"

Anyhoo, Jonas plays a young dude who's scoping out his neighbor's sexy wife, along with his fancy house and car, because ladies equal things, right? Isabel Lucas, who plays Dermot Mulroney's wife and Jonas's paramour, is wearing a teeny weeny bikini, and there's some steamy making out between her and Jonas, but then things go south really quickly. Like, dead husband, insurance policies, a mysterious fire, and Mulroney looking super scary and cranky! Seriously, do not mess with Dermot Mulroney. Plus, Nick Jonas looks alarmingly ripped, even though he's still got a total baby face. Look at that punim. And abs. Ack.

"Careful What You Wish For" doesn't have a distributor or release date at the moment, so we'll just have to make do with this 23-second teaser for the time being. Stay tuned for more sexy things that will make you feel old.

[via Vulture]