Ladies and gentlemen, meet Russ le Roq.
Before he was a world-renowned actor, Russell Crowe was just an everyday aspiring, baby-faced rockstar named Russ le Roq, trying to make it big with his band, "Roman Antix." Here he is at 21 years old -- complete with intimidating pompadour -- performing "What's The Difference" on youth music show "Shazam!" in late 1985.
Thank you, Internet, for never letting anyone's embarrassing past ever fade away.