star wars attack of the clones honest trailer
When you think of "Star Wars," you think lightsaber duels and space ship battles, right?

Maybe that's the case for the original movies (Episodes IV, V, and VI), but as the folks behind Honest Trailers points out, that isn't so with "Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones."

"Strap yourself in for even more of the stuff that made 'Phantom Menace' so cold, lifeless, and boring," the trailer declares, "like people sitting and talking, standing and talking, walking and talking."

The Honest Trailer touts the meaningless war between the clones and droids; the creepy romance between Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) and Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman); the uneven pace; and the many, many "wipes" between scenes. And all from George Lucas, or as they call him, "the man who created some of your fondest childhood memories, then took a huge dump on them."

Watch the brutally honest trailer below!

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Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones
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