If you've already watched all of the new season of "Orange is the New Black," you're probably dying for another fix of John Bennett, the corrections officer who's having an affair with inmate Daya Diaz. (No spoilers! Some of us haven't finished watching the entire freaking season yet, sorry.) And with Channing Tatum all over the place these days with "22 Jump Street" shenanigans, we've got "Magic Mike 2" on the brain. What's a fan to do?

Well, this video from College Humor satisfies both "OITNB" fans and "Magic Mike" folks, because it features Matt McGorry, who plays Bennett, auditioning for "Magic Mike 2." Unfortunately for McGorry, he's a little confused about what this audition entails. Fortunately for viewers, we can enjoy the fruits of his labor as a body builder and personal trainer because he keeps taking off all his clothes in every scenario the casting director asks him to act out. Barista? Whoops, there goes your latte! An emergency room doctor? You can't make him stop gyrating! Police officer? No brainer. Firefighter? DUH. He even brought his own personal DJ. It doesn't look like he's going to get a callback, but hey, "Magic Mike" was actually not nearly as funny as this video.

The Internet is glorious, sometimes.

[Via Jezebel]