What's more morbid than "A Song of Ice and Fire," George R. R. Martin's sprawling series of novels about murder, incest, and dragons? The people who worry about the health of Martin and speculate whether or not he'll live long enough to finish the series.

For those of you who pretend to be concerned about the health and welfare of our favorite grumpy sea captain, Martin has two words for you. Only one of them is printable on a family-friendly website.

"I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and my health... I say f**k you to those people," he said in a video interview with the newspaper Tagesanzeiger. Martin didn't just say it with his mouth, either. If you'd like to see a GIF of his response, click here. (We recommend saving it for later use, too. We've all had those kinda days, right?)

Quit concern-trolling the man. He's already written thousands and thousands of pages about our damn Westeros. He's killed beloved characters. And he's writing as fast as he can!

The next season of "Game of Thrones" is currently slated to premiere next spring.

[Via The Wrap]

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