christiano ronaldo japanese commercialIt used to be that a mega-star could go and do a ridiculous commercial in other countries and rake in the bucks without anyone noticing. That is no longer the case, but it seems no one told soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Or, hey, maybe he just really believes in strong cheeks muscles. The ones in your face. Come on, people.

In this commercial for the Pao Facial Fitness gadget, Ronaldo joins other hapless actors who demonstrate how to hold this wiggly, propeller-like thing in your mouth while bobbling around and having a great time. Apparently, the end result is a better smile. See for yourself.