If you thought the "Frozen" mash-ups were going to slow down any time soon, you were mistaken. The latest and greatest - or the ickiest, anyway - combines the dialogue from the trailer for "Fifty Shades of Grey" with scenes of Elsa and Hans in "Frozen."
That's right, our delightful heroine Anna is mouthing the lines spoken by Dakota Johnson in her role as Anastasia Steele. And you know what? Hans as a stand-in for Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey is kind of eerily appropriate. Not that Hans has a Red Room of Pain hidden somewhere in his castle, but just in general they're both kind of lame. Anna, on the other hand, is definitely one of the coolest Disney protagonists in a long time, so it kind of sucks to see Anastasia Steele's words coming out of her cartoon mouth.
"Fifty Shades of Grey" comes out on Valentine's Day. If you'd like to read a cool profile of director Sam Taylor-Johnson and some of her inspirations and influences, check out this New York Times profile.