If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

First on the docket is Taylor Swift, who sashayed onto "Late Night with Seth Meyers" to talk about her famously flawless post-gym look. How does she look so perfect after pumping iron? The mystery continues....

Taylor clearly has a lot of explaining to do when it comes to her picture-perfect workout routine, but she also chatted to Seth about her world-famous awards show dancing. We've all seen Taylor bust a move in the front row, but now we know why she gets down, gets down!

Next up: the man, the myth, the legend, Sylvester Stallone. This sly guy swung by "The Tonight Show" to talk to Jimmy Fallon about the time he played a well-endowed centaur in an off-Broadway play. Note: this clip might not be safe for work....

Eve Hewson (aka Bono's daughter!) also visited "The Tonight Show" and revealed that at the tender age of 11, she stole her dad's rolodex and prank-called Justin Timberlake. The prank in question? Asking general knowledge questions from the back of a cereal box. And yep, JT played along!

Aubrey Plaza stopped by "Conan" to chat to Team Coco about photo-bombing Katy Perry and Hilary Clinton at a book signing –– and yes, Hilary did tell her that she's running for president. Maybe.

Kesha (not to be confused with Ke$ha) also hit up Conan and discussed a very important topic: their mutual love for cats. Turns out Kesha's home is pretty much a cat shrine complete with special feline-friendly toilets. And she's started a cat cult. All totally normal, don't even worry.

Finally, Fergie took a break from workin' on her fitness to visit "Chelsea Lately," and dished on being a mom to her cute baby, Axl. Basically, she spends her waking moments French kissing both Axl, and her husband, Josh Duhamel. Good times!