If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.
Hate your cellphone's ringtone? Well you're in luck, because Sting visited "The Tonight Show," debuted his own version of ringtones (henceforth known as STINGtones), and even recorded an outgoing message for an audience member. Our Marimba alarm will never be the same.
Rachel Maddow hit up "Late Night" to talk about what Democrats are doing wrong going into the midterm elections, and she had some pretty interesting things to say about the party. Long story short, they might not have the "killer instinct" needed to succeed.
Scandal's Portia de Rossi showed up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to talk about the rumor that she's having a baby with Ellen. But is there any truth to it? Check out the clip to find out!
Finally, Jimmy registered as an Uber driver and took a stint cruising around Los Angeles "giving rides and changing lives." The results? He ended up taking a unsuspecting dude on a trip to buy presents for his entire family.