If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

Bette Midler was on "The Tonight Show" with Jimmy Fallon Wednesday night -- and The Divine Miss M is still looking good (divine!) at 68. She talked about her new album, which is a tribute to all the girl groups she loves. Jimmy said he loves girl groups too, and Bette sang a little bit of TLC. In the second video, Bette told Jimmy she'd really like to interview herself. So they did ... a Lip Flip! Halfway through the video, they started singing "Baby It's You" by The Shirelles, and it was as bizarre as you'd imagine. She's a good lip-flipper, though.
Comedian Jim Gaffigan was also on "The Tonight Show," chatting about traveling on his "Food: A Love Story" book tour. He said his pants were a little tight, but that was "a gift for the ladies." (The ladies in the audience cheered, so he stood up to show his bod off.) Those were the only pants that still fit him since he "fat out of" his other clothes. Funny guy. Jimmy giggled through the whole talk.
Jennifer Lopez was on "Late Show" talking to David Letterman about her new book "True Love," and she also sprayed Dave with some of her many perfumes. So Dave smelled extra sexy last night. (She got him in the eyes at one point, though, and he got hilariously melodramatic about it.) Dave actually quizzed her on all the perfumes, there was a big list. They talked a lot about "True Love," which is her first book. It was supposed to be a diary of the first time she went on a world tour, with anecdotes and pictures. But as she started writing it, while she was going through a divorce, it turned into more of a memoir with lessons she learned at the time. Dave added that the book is also filled with naked photos. "Semi," J.Lo said, laughing. She also talked about going on world tour, more about her kids, and "American Idol." She had to pull up her top during the interview because the mic pack in the back was dragging her top down.
Julie Bowen is such a great talk show guest. She was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" -- smokin' in those short shorts -- talking about country music, dating apps, her Captain Underpants costume for Halloween, and how no one likes vowels online anymore (grindr, tumblr). She also talked about "Modern Family" and how she gets so tired in her busy life that she nods off -- and it turns out she says weird things in her sleep. She's always done this, she just didn't realize it until she started sharing a bed with someone. She just says crazy stuff. Somehow the conversation turned to what would happen if Jimmy's daughters went into porn -- everyone is a "star" in porn, Julie noted, there are no co-stars. Jimmy also shared a video from his sleepover with Faith Hill & Tim McGraw, and asked Brad Paisley "3 Ridiculous Questions":
Cecily Strong was on "Late Night with Seth Meyers," talking about her cute dog Lucy, whom she recently adopted; her apartment, which might be haunted; and her recent SNL sketches.
Bob Newhart was on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" talking about how he sometimes forgets his stand-up material. He explained the difference between a stutter and a stammer. He also talked about his pets. and he slapped himself to wake up. Why is everything he does funny even when he does nothing? It's a gift.
Melissa Rauch was also on "The Late Late Show" talking about video games. She loved Tetris, and Craig made suggestive comments about how she's quite a stacker.