If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

Let's kick things off with a game of Facebreakers! Matthew McConaughey (star of the McConaissance) hit up "The Tonight Show" to throw around a football with Jimmy Fallon. The catch? They threw said football at photos of their faces.

Matthew also told Jimmy all about the mystery of why he didn't clap when his name was called at The Oscars, and instead sat in his seat staring vacantly at the ceiling. Turns out there's a very specific reason....

Eva Longoria swung by "Late Night" and chatted about her stint on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," where she had a major make out session with Andy Samberg. Apparently, she accidentally bit him to the point where he was bleeding, no big deal.

Stop everything, Jimmy Kimmel has a new skit on his show and it's amazing. All you need to know is that he put an ad on Craigslist asking randoms to audition for a show called "Do You Have What It Takes?" The results? A reality social experiment the likes of which we've never seen.

Whoopi Goldberg stopped by "Late Show" and told David Letterman all about the reported feuding that goes on behind-the-scenes at "The View." So, is it true? Watch the video!

Last but definitely not least, Miley Cyrus joined Flaming Lips on stage during "Conan" for a must-see performance. And shockingly she didn't stick out her tongue once! But she did wear a glittery body suit.