If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

The time has come for another round of our favorite "Tonight Show" segment, "Intense Staredown." This week's guest? Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who delivered musings like "I am the pebble" while rocking a man bun.

Over on "Late Show," Chris Rock took a slightly serious turn in his interview with David Letterman, talking about the riots and protests that have rocked the country. As Chris points out, even pro wrestling has banned choke holds.

Meanwhile on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Blake Shelton chatted about what it's like being nominated in the same awards show categories as his wife, Miranda Lambert. So, are these country love birds competitive when it comes to winning? Watch to find out, but the short answer is not if Blake wants to escape with his life.

Of course one of the best moments from last night was watching Mark Wahlberg talk about getting a prosthetic penis made for his role as a porn star in Boogie Nights. Completely and totally unmissable.

Finally, Rosario Dawson hit up "Conan" and spent the entire time talking about The Art of the Selfie –– a subject we can totally get on board with. Turns out her selfies are inspired by James Franco! Join the club, Rosario –– Franco is our inspiration in everything.