The most memorable part of Oscar night isn't always who won what or who wore what, but who said what in their speech. A witty Oscar speech with a great line is sometimes better remembered than the movie that got the winner there in the first place.
Case in point: You might not have ever seen Warren Beatty's 1981 epic "Reds" but you've very likely heard the line by "Reds" supporting actress winner Maureen Stapleton who thanked "everybody I ever met in my entire life."
We salute all the Oscar-wining actors who manage to get through their speeches without swearing, fainting, or forgetting to thank their significant other, but we really appreciate the ones who make us laugh, even during the biggest moment of their life. Here are some of the most memorable Oscar "one-liners."