Do you watch "The Big Bang Theory"? Of course you do, because if you live in America, odds are you watch the hit CBS comedy. (Hey, ratings don't lie.) Because you watch it, you already know that the best character on the show is Sheldon Cooper, the curiously self-righteous, know-it-all scientist played by the Emmy-winning Jim Parsons. Parsons delivers each of Sheldon's lines with hilarious precision and a deadpan affect unmatched by his costars -- and the internet loves him for it.
So here, then (above), are 17 of Sheldon Cooper's most glorious "Big Bang Theory" moments.