If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.

Everything that happened last night on "The Tonight Show" was completely amazing, but let's start things off with Madonna, who sat down with The Roots and Jimmy Fallon to sing "Holiday" with classroom instruments. Biggest takeaway: The Queen of Pop definitely needs to spend more time hitting a cowbell.

Even more amazingly, Madonna made her stand up debut on "The Tonight Show," and to be honest she was pretty funny. Madge basically mused on dating younger guys –– specifically how she accidentally asked her son, Rocco, if she could scope out his friends. That's not awkward or anything.

Season 5 of "Game of Thrones" premieres this weekend (YESSSSSSS), and "The Tonight Show" edited footage to the theme of "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters. No other explanation necessary.

Over on "Late Night," Taraji P. Henson chatted about improvising her lines on "Empire." Everyone knows Cookie's insults are beyond amazing, but the best zinger Taraji did off-the-cuff was definitely "shut up, Dora!" Iconic.

Finally, Amy Schumer visited "Conan" and announced that 2015 is "The Year of the Ass." Her musings can only be described as hilarious –– much like everything she says. Amy Schumer for president, to be honest!