As they mock:
Poor Hulk! He's already been trashed in his own separate trailer.
From the company that went bankrupt in the '90s and sold off the rights to its most popular characters comes a film based on the equivalent of leftover scrap metal, proving that Marvel can build a franchise around just about anybody ... except The Hulk."
Screen Junkies continued:
They're not wrong! But we're also not complaining, since "Iron Man" is one of the better movies to get an Honest Trailer takedown -- as opposed to super easy targets like "Daredevil" and "Leprechaun." The best part of this trailer? It's not the RDJ disses, it's Terrence Howard's billing as "Terrence How Ard Could It Have Been to Take a Pay Cut For the Sequels?"
Experience the massive success that Marvel turned into a formula for printing money, where you take a half-forgotten, B-list superhero, cast an unknown or half-forgotten B-list actor, have him fight a generic villain that will only last one movie, fall in love with a generically strong female character, make a ton of quips, talk a bunch of science, destroy some public property, cram Stan Lee in there somewhere, have a blue beam shoot up in the sky, set up an Avengers movie, and force the audience to sit through 500 visual effects' guys ' names just to catch a few extra seconds."
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