As Kevin explains:
Truth. And "Game of Thrones" is in obvious need of a naked wizard. Kevin also chided "Fifty Shades of Grey" for not showing Jamie Dornan's wiener, saying they should cast him as Christian Grey and the movie will just be a close-up of his penis. He also said he should be a naked Marvel superhero, joking that it's part of his contract that he has to be full-frontal nude in all of his movies, but the studios take the clause out. That kind of censorship is offensive!
There's a big problem in Hollywood today. In so many films and TV shows, we see gratuitous female nudity. And that's not OK. Well, it's OK, but it's not fair to actresses, and it's not fair to actors -- because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it's time to free the bacon. And by bacon, of course, I mean your wiener, your balls, and your butt. 'Game of Thrones,' you've got three sex scenes an episode. How hard would it be to just show one or two wieners every couple of minutes? This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the show, c'mon! I'll play a naked wizard or something. I've done it before, have you seen 'Wild Things'? I was super naked in that. It was awesome."
Just watch, love, and offer your own bacon salute. You know Lenny Kravitz would approve.
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