Bradley Cooper visited "Jimmy Kimmel Live," and immediately started musing on ye olden days in New York City. Tragically, it appears as though he spent most of his childhood completely lost in The Village. Bless him.

Meanwhile, Joy Behar chatted about why she returned to "The View." Turns out she wants to cover this year's political election because she's concerned about Donald Trump. Aren't we all, Joy Behar. Aren't we all. Oh, also she talked about her crush on Bernie Sanders. No comment on that one.

Finally, Sarah Silverman swung by "Conan" and chatted about the time she got her stepmom high. Turns out the poor thing thought she could "smell colors" — which isn't quite as dramatic as the time her dad got stoned and thought he could fly. Yikes, Sarah Silverman's parents. Yikes.