Magnum, baby! The first full "Zoolander 2" trailer is here, revealing Benedict Cumberbatch -- sans eyebrows -- as the new hottest male supermodel in the world. (No sh-t, Sherlock?) Justin Bieber and Penélope Cruz also co-star in the sequel to the 2001 cult classic.

A ridiculously good-looking "Zoolander 2" teaser was released back in August, but now we see the full extent of the plot and characters. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson return as Derek Zoolander and Hansel (so hot right now. Hansel). In the 2016 sequel, the duo must go undercover to find out who is trying to kill the world's most beautiful people, including Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Usher, Lenny Kravitz, and Miley Cyrus. (Apparently they just want to kill pop singers? Are we really mad?) All of the murdered celebs died doing Derek's signature look.

The trailer also shows the wonderfully strange Benedict Cumberbatch rocking an androgynous Tilda Swinton look, plus Will Ferrell returning as Mugatu (still torturing Todd for his lattes), and Penelope Cruz as an Interpol agent. As Hansel put it, "She's hot. I trust her." Sound reasoning!

Watch the trailer, it is not lamé:

"Zoolander 2," directed by Ben Stiller, is set for a February 12th, 2016 release. Schedule your orange mocha frappuccino viewing parties now.

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