The "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2"soundtrack is out today, but you may not be ready for the closing song, David Hasselhoff's "Guardians Inferno." That kind of fabulous disco cheese is too pure for this world. It also goes on for nearly two minutes before The Hoff even starts to rap/sing about Groot.



Here's "Guardians Inferno" performed by The Sneepers, featuring David Hasselhoff:If only we could time-travel back to a 1980s roller rink and skate to this masterpiece.



In case you're curious, io9 wrote down the lyrics:




"Getting down and dirty with a procyon lotor



Got no people skills but he's good with motors



That weird thing by his side an infantilized sequoia



The two of them walk by, people say "Oh Boy-a"



They ask me why I'm bringin'



A baby into battle



"Thats really irresponsible"



And getting them rattled



I say "Give me a break



Get off my back dammit"



I didn't learn parenting



My daddy was a planet



In these times of hardship



Just remember:



We are Groot"




"Guardians" director James Gunn co-wrote the song, and promoted it on Instagram:








"Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" will be released in theaters next Friday, May 5.



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