2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - ArrivalsYou do not want to mess with Sofia Vergara's marriage, or she might shut you down and send you back to your mother with the Internet's best new hashtag.

Sofia and husband Joe Manganiello are on the cover of the new Star magazine, with a headline announcing "It's Over!" and "Sofia Caught Cheating in Rome," with the subheads, "Her wedding ring is off" and "Joe 'shouldn't have trusted her!"

Well, Sofia went full "Modern Family" Gloria on the tabloid, posting the cover on Instagram and refuting the allegations point by point, ending with the ultimate fake news slam: #goinventsh*itaboutyourmother

Check it out:

It doesn't even work as a functioning hashtag because of the random * but that's part of the beauty. (Her fans removed the star and started posting it on Twitter.)

As Lainey Gossip put it, "I mean there are comebacks. And then there are comebacks that are so on-brand. This is as on-brand of a celebrity comeback as we've seen."

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